Snack-a-tations!
My favorite savorites
Aha! When it comes to pretzels, popcorn, and peanuts, there is no greater combination -- most especially when watching the game (and trying to keep my blood pressure low when my team is losing). Come meet the family!
Sir Sal T. Stache
Sir Sal T. Stache despite his textured exterior actually has a soft spot for warm, hot mustard of all things -- he says it is good for his olfactory senses and stimulates his nose (even though I can't see his nose through that ridiculously thick moustache of his!)
Deanna Stache
Deana is Sir Sal T.'s paramour (ahem) -- she is hilarious and always likes to crack jokes from the gallery. She is also an independent and stylish entrepreneur, selling her own brand of peanut snacks, "D's Nuts." I suggested that Deana rethink changing the name of her brand as it might be suggestive but she said I can't see pass her shades!
Corny P
Corny P with the Golden Goatee is the only son of Deana and Sir Sal T. Since I am his godfather, he always tries to butter me up so I can take him to the movies, but sometimes I just want to Netflix and chill.
